TO ALL ENLISTED: PLEASE TRAIN ALL OVER AGE 18 AS COMBAT HELICOPTER PILOTS:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna998501

BTW, TRY TO GET EVERYONE LEAPING 6 FEET IN THE AIR...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=giQ_EUUEv1g

I WAS ABLE TO IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, AT 3 AND A HALF FEET TALL, SO I HOPE THAT THEY COULD TOO.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NcxCPENPR3M

HAVE THE KIDS PERFORM THEIR JUMP LENGTH TESTS TOO.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8HH7SzBsbzY

MEASURE HOW FAR THEY CAN JUMP FORWARD EVERY YEAR TOO.

MINIMALLY, THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET AN INCH OFF THE GROUND IN A FULL SPLIT TOO.

OTHERWISE, THEY WILL NEED TO BE BROUGHT BACK TO THEIR PEDIATRIC ORTHOPEDIC SURGEON.

SEND THEM TO SUMMER RUNNING, MIXED SPORTS DAY CAMPS TOO.

BRING THEIR HANDWRITING SAMPLES INTO THEIR PEDIATRICIAN'S OFFICE, TO DETERMINE IF THEY NEED TO BE IN AN I.E.P./SPECIAL EDUCATION PROGRAM.

THEY MAY THINK THAT THEY ARE SPEAKING ENGLISH, BUT IT MAY BE VIETNAMESE, SPANISH, AND SPANGLISH.

GET SOCIAL WORKERS, WHO ARE LIKE THIS CHICK, TO HELP THESE PUBLIC SCHOOLS' STUDENTS:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qd-PLR8x3BU

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=11UXcZqxyAs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l5xMAUQplUI

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5tFEEK_WDk4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qTkV6tpEBZs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-PS0HSJoz-o

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GbWB1mPa69c

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C-M3eBSA6Yc

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5b4Tj1T67l8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mZN9sJhD0I4

GET SAUCONY TO MAKE THE WRESTLING SHOES TOO:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cdFVvMUewwo

SET UP A TINY UNICORN PARADISE FOR THE DOLLHOUSES TOO:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FvIcbJcfxRY

IF THE KIDS MISBEHAVE, SEND THEM TO PAINT THE TINY UNICORN PARADISE COLLECTION, UNTIL THEY CALM DOWN.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KWmG0ZsUAag