To all Asian immigrants, AND ALL AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL FEMINISTS : Please gather at Buddhist Temples:
THINGS THAT KIDS THINK AS A CHILD :
1. THE EXTRA LONG STATION WAGONS WITH THIRD ROW SEATING, WITH THE THIRD ROW SEATS, IN THE BACK, FACING THE REAR HATCHBACK WINDOWS, ARE THE COOLEST THING IN THE WORLD.
2. ...IF ONLY THEY COULD AFFORD THE SUPER-THICK RUBBER BANDS FOR THEIR CHINESE JUMP ROPE, THEY COULD MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, FINALLY WIN...
3. Their stuffed monkey that can suck it's own thumb is another of the coolest things in the world.
...At least that's what I was thinking about, throughout elementary school, with my two ponytails...skipping across the playground, after hop scotch, at recess.
BTW, PINK'S NEW ALBUM IS OUT...
https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2019/04/25/pink-gets-real-mental-health-anxiety-couples-counseling/3578037002/
THINGS FORTIES-AGED WOMEN THINK:
1. IF ONLY THE FEKKIN FRECKLES ON MY SHOULDERS COULD FADE AWAY!!!
2. WHY ARE MY LEGS SO CHALKY WHITE AGAIN, 'CAUSE IT IS SOON TO BE SHORTS SEASON?
3. REMEMBER THOSE EVIL BEETCHES WHO BULLIED ME ABOUT NOT BEING ASIAN-ENOUGH-LOOKING???
COULDN'T THEY BE ARRESTED???
MORE TRAGEDIES WE MUST TRY TO PREVENT, BY CREATING MORE PEDESTRIAN BRIDGES, WELL-LIT CROSSWALKS, WITH EXPANDED SIDEWALKS:
https://dcist.com/story/19/04/22/one-pedestrian-killed-five-people-injured-in-southeast-car-crash/
https://wtop.com/fairfax-county/2019/04/fatal-pedestrian-crashes-exceed-murder-rate-in-fairfax-county/amp/
SWITCH PEOPLE ONTO CARPOOLING, WALKING, AND PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION, ALONG WITH HAVING DELIVERED GROCERIES, AT LEAST FIVE TIMES PER MONTH.
GATHER TO GET ALL GROCERIES DELIVERED, MORE PANTRY ITEMS, WEARING REFLECTIVE CLOTHING, WEARING DIVERS' HEADLAMPS, ALONG WITH HAND-HELD FLASHLIGHTS FOR PEDESTRIAN ACTIVITIES.
ANOTHER STEPHEN PADDOCK NEEDS TO BE ARRESTED:
https://myfox8.com/2019/04/25/1-injured-in-shooting-on-albert-pick-road-in-greensboro/amp/
1. THE EXTRA LONG STATION WAGONS WITH THIRD ROW SEATING, WITH THE THIRD ROW SEATS, IN THE BACK, FACING THE REAR HATCHBACK WINDOWS, ARE THE COOLEST THING IN THE WORLD.
2. ...IF ONLY THEY COULD AFFORD THE SUPER-THICK RUBBER BANDS FOR THEIR CHINESE JUMP ROPE, THEY COULD MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, FINALLY WIN...
3. Their stuffed monkey that can suck it's own thumb is another of the coolest things in the world.
...At least that's what I was thinking about, throughout elementary school, with my two ponytails...skipping across the playground, after hop scotch, at recess.
BTW, PINK'S NEW ALBUM IS OUT...
https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2019/04/25/pink-gets-real-mental-health-anxiety-couples-counseling/3578037002/
THINGS FORTIES-AGED WOMEN THINK:
1. IF ONLY THE FEKKIN FRECKLES ON MY SHOULDERS COULD FADE AWAY!!!
2. WHY ARE MY LEGS SO CHALKY WHITE AGAIN, 'CAUSE IT IS SOON TO BE SHORTS SEASON?
3. REMEMBER THOSE EVIL BEETCHES WHO BULLIED ME ABOUT NOT BEING ASIAN-ENOUGH-LOOKING???
COULDN'T THEY BE ARRESTED???
MORE TRAGEDIES WE MUST TRY TO PREVENT, BY CREATING MORE PEDESTRIAN BRIDGES, WELL-LIT CROSSWALKS, WITH EXPANDED SIDEWALKS:
https://dcist.com/story/19/04/22/one-pedestrian-killed-five-people-injured-in-southeast-car-crash/
https://wtop.com/fairfax-county/2019/04/fatal-pedestrian-crashes-exceed-murder-rate-in-fairfax-county/amp/
SWITCH PEOPLE ONTO CARPOOLING, WALKING, AND PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION, ALONG WITH HAVING DELIVERED GROCERIES, AT LEAST FIVE TIMES PER MONTH.
GATHER TO GET ALL GROCERIES DELIVERED, MORE PANTRY ITEMS, WEARING REFLECTIVE CLOTHING, WEARING DIVERS' HEADLAMPS, ALONG WITH HAND-HELD FLASHLIGHTS FOR PEDESTRIAN ACTIVITIES.
ANOTHER STEPHEN PADDOCK NEEDS TO BE ARRESTED:
https://myfox8.com/2019/04/25/1-injured-in-shooting-on-albert-pick-road-in-greensboro/amp/
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