TO ALL ENLISTED: FROM NOW ON, GET GENETICISTS TO ID THESE PUPPIES:

https://youtu.be/X7pjPlz6FZc

BTW, ALL OF THE CHILDREN MUST BE BROUGHT INTO THREE DISTRICT COURTS, ALONG WITH THEIR PARENTS TO EXPLAIN WHY THEY WERE EXPELLED.

https://ugaresearch.uga.edu/deadly-raccoon-roundworm-can-infect-humans-without-symptoms/

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/bodyhorrors/2012/03/29/baylisascariasis/#.XG9TmXplBDs

https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/baylisascaris/resources/baylisascaris_fact_sheet.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwiOrJ-Pm87gAhUQXKwKHXh9CSAQFjANegQIBBAB&usg=AOvVaw1wNudl7bveZK3K1uzEOl9g

ALSO, ENROLL THE STUDENTS INTO ALL RECREATION CENTERS' AND ARTS CENTERS' PROGRAMS, ACTIVITIES, ALL FOR FREE.

https://consumer.healthday.com/gastrointestinal-information-15/parasites-health-news-524/raccoon-parasite-not-as-deadly-to-humans-as-thought-720447.html

THEN, REQUIRE THEM TO HOMESCHOOL THEIR CHILDREN FOR A YEAR.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/07/170724142035.htm

GET THEIR VACCINATIONS UPDATED, WITH WELLNESS EXAMS EVERY WEEK, AT THEIR PEDIATRICIANS' CLINIC.

https://invisiverse.wonderhowto.com/news/rare-raccoon-parasite-causing-blindness-severe-brain-damage-could-be-more-widespread-than-we-knew-0179069/

THEY MAY HAVE RACCOON ROUNDWORMS IN THEM TOO.

https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/65/wr/mm6535a2.htm

https://www.mass.gov/service-details/raccoon-roundworm

GET ALL PRETEENS, AND TEENS ONTO WEEKLY PROZAC, OR ABILIFY MAINTENA TOO:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/02/21/depression-anxiety-seen-major-problem-among-teens-pew-survey-says/2940998002/

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BTW, TRY TO CREATE THE FAUX WILD GAME MEALS WITH "CAJUN," TURKEY BACON-WRAPPED TURKEY DRUMSTICK DINNERS, FROM EMERIL LAGASSE RECIPES.

https://www.finecooking.com/recipe/olive-tapenade-tart-with-caramelized-red-onions

TO ME-SELF, THAT MEANS TO TUCK PEELED, TRIMMED SHALLOTS INTO LITTLE SLITS ALL OVER THE TURKEY DRUMSTICKS.

https://smittenkitchen.com/2015/12/feta-tapenade-tarte-soleil/

THEN, POUR A CHARDONNAY WINE-PESTO MARINADE OVER ALL OF IT.

https://www.puffpastry.com/recipe/olive-crisps/

NEXT, WRAP IT UP IN PROSCIUTTO, GUANCIALE, AND PANCETTA.

https://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/tapenade-twists

VOILA, KEEP IT SEALED IN THE FRIDGE FOR 24 HOURS.

AFTER 24 HOURS OF MARINATING IN THE FRIDGE, COMPLETELY SEALED, DRAIN IT.

THEN, PREBAKE IT TO MEDIUM DONE, THEN, LET IT COOL.

NEXT, ADD A SAVORY PIE CRUST AROUND EACH ONE, LIKE THE MONGOLIAN RIB DUMPLING, RIB BUUZ.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9hcKBL-9xac

FINALLY, RE-BAKE IT IN THE OVEN.

BON APPETIT!!!;)

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CWD:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/health/2019/02/21/zombie-deer-disease-what-happened-people-ate-cwd-meat/2926840002/

VEGAN VERSIONS NEEDED:

https://www.emerils.com/130442/hawaiian-style-poke-bowls

https://www.emerils.com/127611/poke-marinade