TO ALL F.D.A. MEDICAL DOCTORS: THE ENDANGERED FOX MAY HAVE RABIES, ALCOHOL POISONING, TRAUMA INJURIES, A COLLAPSED LUNG FROM EATING BUBONIC PLAGUE-RIDDEN PRAIRIE DOGS AT THE DENVER FEDERAL CENTER, AND SEPSIS:

GET THE ENDANGERED SILVERY WHITE-GRAY FOX THAT RAN OUT OF MY DUMPSTER, INTO ZEE STARBUCKS CAFE DUMPSTER, BROUGHT IN FOR AN ENDANGERED FOX PICKUP, AND TRANSFER TO ESTES PARK.

SOMEBODY THREW TRASH BAGS ON TOP OF MY DUMPSTER. AND BUSTED A BEER BOTTLE ONTO THE ENDANGERED, YET POTENTIALLY RABID FOX, THIS PREVIOUS WEEK, SO IT MAY NEED BROAD SPECTRUM ANTIBIOTICS, A CATABOLIC STEROID INJECTION, HIGH RESOLUTION, FULL BODY, HEAD X-RAYS FOR ANY BROKEN GLASS SHARDS, CVVH, GASTRIC LAVAGE, AND STITCHES.