TO ALL ENLISTED: PLEASE CREATE USDA ORGANIC, ULTRAPASTEURIZED, HALF VEGAN, MILD, NON-SPICY, NON-ACIDIC, 99% FAT-FREE, SALT-FREE, LOW GLYCEMIC INDEX LOAD, BAKED/NON-FRIED VERSIONS OF THESE:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kGrTcdL_PcA

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dS6frT7Hd6U

REMEMBER, GATHER ENLISTED VOLUNTEERS TO RUN FREE, SKINNY COW ICE CREAM PARTIES AT ALL PUBLIC SCHOOLS, EVERY WEEK.