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TO ALL ENLISTED: PLEASE SET UP 6 MONTHS FLEX TIME LEAVE SCHEDULES FOR ALL ENLISTED!!!:

TO ALL ASIAN-AUSTRALIANS: PLEASE SWITCH TO WILD KANGAROO, WILD CAMEL, WILD POULTRY, WILD RABBIT BANH MI SANDWICHES, NOODLE BOWLS, RICE BOWLS, AND PHO'S FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS OF DROUGHT:

TO ALL ENLISTED, AND ALL ASIAN-AUSTRALIAN FEMINISTS:

TO ALL AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL FEMINISTS, AND ALL ENLISTED: RELEASE ALL ENLISTED FROM KANSAS' AND OKLAHOMA'S PRISONS, THEN, REGISTER THEM ALL TO VOTE, AT ALL STATE SUPREME COURTS:

TO ALL ENLISTED, AND ALL AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL FEMINISTS: PLEASE ENROLL ALL PUERTO RICANS, AND ALL ENLISTED INTO FREE PSYCHOLOGICAL RETREATS FOR COMPLEX BEREAVEMENT/COMPLICATED GRIEF SYNDROME, AND COMPLEX PTSD:

TO ALL ENLISTED: SUBWAY CAMERAS MUST BE INSTALLED WITH TRAIN TRACK GATES, ATTENDED TO, OPENED BY ONLY SECURITY GUARDS:

TO ALL ENLISTED: BLOOD PRESSURE DRUG RECALL:

TO ALL ENLISTED: PRETEND HALF OF THE ENLISTED ARE NRA, THE OTHER HALF ARE ANTIFA!!!:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS AT N.O.W.: MASS DIVORCE AS MANY AS POSSIBLE IN NORTH KKKAROLINA:

TO ALL ENLISTED: GATHER ALL HOMELESS INTO ALL MALLS FOR MEDICAL TRIAGING, PHYSICAL TRAUMA ASSESSMENTS, WITH EMERGENCY MEDICINE PHYSICIANS, EMERGENCY MEDICINE NURSE PRACTITIONERS, EMERGENCY MEDICINE PHYSICIAN ASSISTANTS/MEDICS, THEN, INTO ALL OF THE HOSPITALS!!!:

TO ALL ENLISTED: PLEASE TEST ALL MATTRESSES FOR FIRE RESISTANCE: