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TO ALL ENLISTED : REESE CAUGHT IT, FROM HIS BRITISH FATHER, A MEDICAL DOCTOR IN EVERGREEN, COLORADO, CHAPLAINS, SO REQUIRES PRAYER, DAILY :

TO ALL ENLISTED : NEVER TRAVEL TO STAMFORD, CT :

TO ALL ENLISTED : GET ALL BROUGHT TO FREE LIPOSUCTION CINICS, IF OVER AGE 18 :

TO ALL ENLISTED : SWITCH 75% OF CHINA ONTO OBESITY PREVENTION DIETS :

TO GOD : TY.

TO ALL CHEERLEADERS :

TO ALL SOCIOLOGY PROFESSORS FROM HARVARD :

TO JESUS IN THE JESUS COURT ; ) DEA ARE TRYING TO GO SCOTTISH GARLIC, IN COURT TOO ;)

TO ALL ENLISTED : PRAY TO JEWISH JESUS, IN CASE WE NEED TO DO ANYMORE EMERGENCY PLANE LANDINGS, AND SEARCH FOR MORE BABIES, IN THE HUDSON RIVER, AHEAD OF TIME :

TO ALL ENLISTED : WELL, IT IS A NINJA VARIANT, ABLE TO EVADE OUR IMMUNE SYSTEM DETECTION :

TO ALL ENLISTED : CREATE THE HAWAIIAN GODDESSES VERSION OF THIS :