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TO ALL ENLISTED, AND ALL SPANISH ROYALS: GATHER TO HANDLE THE SCALLOP WARS, BY DONATING FREE SCURVY SCREENINGS, TREATMENTS, TO ALL OF THE BRITISH SAILORS!!!:

TO ALL N.A.A.C.P. FEMINISTS: SEND IN FEMINIST ATTORNEYS TO HELP ARGUE THAT THE MALE BRAINS ARE CLEARLY DAMAGED, PRODUCING THIS NEWER TYPE OF NEURON, WHICH WAS CREATED BY THEIR EMRYONIC STEM CELL TREATMENTS, WITH BIOENGINEERED FETUSES, IVF EMBRYOS, KIDNAPPED FROM AFRICAN ROYALTY:

TO ALL ENLISTED: GET EVERYONE SCREENED FOR LIPOMAS, PCOS, AND BOILS

TO ALL ENLISTED: PLEASE CREATE MOROCCAN WEDDING GOWN SEWING PROJECTS AT ALL ARTS CENTERS TOO:

TO ALL COLORADAN FEMINISTS:

TO ALL ENLISTED: TIME-RELEASED NITROGEN FERTILIZERS, SOIL AMENDMENTS, MOLYBDENUM DEFICIENCIES IN SOIL WILL CAUSE MARIJUANA PLANTS TO PERISH:

TO ALL ENLISTED: PLEASE GET THE HEXANE-FREE, USDA ORGANIC MARIJUANA FARMS SET UP IN AUSTRALIA, TO HELP SECURE AN F.D.A.-APPROVED, C.D.C.-APPROVED, E.P.A.-APPROVED SUPPLIER FOR THE EPILEPTIC, T.B.I. CHILDREN, OF ALL AGES:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS AT N.O.W.: GATHER DONATIONS OF THE NEWMAN'S OWN VERSIONS FOR ALL PUBLIC SCHOOLS,,OF EVERY PERISHABLE, AND NON-PERISHABLE FOOD ITEM:

TO ALL PAKISTANI FEMINISTS AT AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL: PLEASE CREATE HEALTHY, SOUTH ASIAN STREET FOOD FESTIVALS EVERY WEEK, AT ALL PUBLIC SCHOOLS:

TO ALL MEXICAN FEMINISTS AT AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL: THE POOR WERE ABSENTEE FISHING, SO SEND FOR FREE, NEW FISHING NETS, FISHING EQUIPMENT, MOSQUITO REPELLENTS, FOOD AID, MEDICAL SUPPLIES, AND NEW FISHING SHIPS, TO HELP THEM SURVIVE:

TO ALL PLACES OF WORSHIP: TRAIN ALL, TO MASS TREAT ALL INDIVIDUALS, FOR SYPHILIS, CHLAMYDIA, AND GONORRHEA, EVERY FEKKIN WEEK, THIS NEXT TEN YEARS OF GLOBAL FAMINE, WITH GANG-RAPE JIHADISM IN ALL POLITICAL CATEGORIES: