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TO ALL GLBTQ FEMINISTS AT AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL: PLEASE HOST MEXICAN, GLBTQ MARDI GRAS FESTIVALS IN ALL U.S. MILITARY COMMANDS, WITH PLANNED PARENTHOOD FEMINISTS:

TO ALL ENLISTED: GATHER ALL OF THE COMMUNITY COLLEGE STUDENTS TO TRAIN AS C.D.C.-APPROVED BUTCHERS TOO:

TO ALL FEMINISTS AT AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL, AND ALL SOUTH ASIAN, FEMINIST IMMIGRANTS: PLEASE GATHER ALL SCHOOLS, UNIVERSITIES TO RUN THE FACTORIES WITH THE AFL-CIO, AND AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL FEMINISTS:

PERFECT FOR AMERICAN POTATO SALADS, WITH FRIED SHALLOTS, AND CURRY POWDERS:

TO ALL ENLISTED: MASS EXECUTE ALL LAW ENFORCEMENT, WITH N.O.W., AND PLANNED PARENTHOOD FEMINISTS:

TO ALL ENLISTED: ISSUE ALL IMPOVERISHED FIVE YEARS OF FREE ANTIBIOTICS, AND BI-WEEKLY DIFLUCAN, PENICILLIN-FREE, TO TREAT THEM FOR LYME DISEASE, VECTOR-BOURNE DISEASES:

YOGURT-SOAKED CHILIS:

TO ALL ENLISTED, AND ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS AT N.O.W.:

TO ALL FEMINISTS, AND ALL ENLISTED: DONATE ALL STRIPED TIES, AND ONLY CHOOSE SOLID TIES, WITHOUT TOO MANY PATTERNS, FOR ALL OF THE FEMINISTS:

TO ALL ASIAN FEMINISTS:

TO ALL COLORADANS: