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TO ALL FARMERS: PLEASE GATHER FEDERAL FUNDING TO SWITCH TO THE CAMEL AND OSTRICH FARMS IN ARKANSAS:
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TO ALL ENLISTED IN U.S. SPECIAL FORCES: KUNIA LOA IS ONLY 11.2 MILES NORTHWEST OF PEARL HARBOR, HAWAII:
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TO ALL ENLISTED, ALL SOUTH VIET-AMERICAN C.I.A., AND ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS: CUT ALL AUTO LOANS TO 90% LOWER BALANCES, WITH ZERO PERCENT INTEREST RATES FOR ALL ENLISTED:
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TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS: MASS FIRE ALL WHITE MEN FROM THE UNIVERSITIES:
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TO DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS: THE YEMENI BABIES ARE SEVERELY DEFORMED FROM THE NUCLEAR WEAPONRY BEING USED AGAINST THEM, BY THE U.S. MILITARY OFFICERS:
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TO ALL ENLISTED: PLEASE GATHER ALL YEMENI FEMINISTS TO GUIDE THE U.S. MILITARY OFFICERS:
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TO ALL ENLISTED: PLEASE TRAIN EVERY ENLISTED TO BECOME A SKIING SNIPER:
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TO ALL ENLISTED: RUSSIAN NUCLEAR SUBMARINES ARE A MUCH BIGGER THREAT FOR U.S. THAN NORTH KOREA:
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