TO ALL TOP SECRET CIA : 3:30 pm, accident involving 2 vehicles, collided, a block away from me :

LOUD BOOM, FENDER FLYING OUT, AND UP, AND THE TRANSGENDERED MAN WAS ALIVE, IN ONE CAR, BEIGE, THE DRIVER, BUT HIS AIRBAGS DEPLOYED IN FRONT DRIVER, PASSENGER-FRONT, PLUS GREEN FLUID LEAKED OUT OF HIS CAR, IN FRONT, PASSENGER SIDE. 

A WOMAN IN THE DARK MINIVAN, WITH BRONCOS COUNTRY LICENSE PLATE FRAME, WAS ON HER CELLPHONE, IN THE DRIVER SIDE, PARKED, AND SAID SHE WAS OKAY. 

THERE WAS DAMAGE TO HER REAR TIRE, BEHIND HER, ON THE DRIVER SIDE. 

IT WAS NEAR THE GOLF COURSE. 

I'M SENIOR PGA WAG/WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS. 

GET ALL BROUGHT TO THE HOSPITAL, TO LIVE THERE, FREE, FOR TEN YEARS, THEN, TRANSFER THEM TO FREE, FULL-CARE NURSING HOMES, FOR ETERNITY, WITH THE ACLU'S TRANSGENDERED LAW ENFORCEMENT, MEDICAL DOCTORS, AND MEDICAL SOCIAL WORKERS. 

INFORM SENIOR PGA SECURITY THOUGH.