TO ALL ENLISTED : TRY TO GET CARDIOLOGISTS TO SCREEN THE ENLISTED, EVERY WEEK :

WHOEVER CAN PASS ALL OF THE PHYSICIANS' HEALTHCARE SCREENINGS, NEEDS TO BE GIVEN THE KING-SIZED BEDS, TO RECEIVE ALL OF THOSE ANGELIC MESSAGES.

THAT WAY, THEY WILL NOT HAVE A HEART ATTACK, LEARNING ABOUT ANY OF THE PLANE CRASHES, IN THE FUTURE. 

HOPEFULLY, THEY KNOW HOW TO RESCUE DIVE IN THE HUDSON RIVER, DURING THE WINTER BLIZZARDS, BLACK SEALS.