DEAR DADDY HIRSCHMAN/"GOD" :

THE ANGELS, THEY MADE FOR US GIGANTIC CHALICE WINE GOBLETS, GLASSES, TO BATHE IN, UP THERE IN HEAVEN. 

BUT DOWN HERE IS SO DOYTY, SO FILLED WITH THE STRANGE FLASHER PERVERTS, ALL TRYING TO GANG-RAPE ALL JEWISH FDA MEDICAL DIRECTORS!!!

FROM NOW ON, ALL JEWISH PEOPLE DO NOT WANT TO SEE ANY NFL-EY INJURIES TO THE PENISES.

CUT THEM OUT OF BEING JEWISH.

NOW, AS I FALL SLEEP, I HAVE TO MUTTER, "GET AWAY FROM DR. HIRSCHMAN, JOHN SCOTT!!! WHO WOULD NOT BE IN SUPPORT OF JOSEPH LIEBERMAN'S BOOK ON JEWISH PRAYER, AS IT WAS PRETTY MUCH UNITARIAN UNIVERSALISM, EVEN."