TO ALL ENLISTED: CREATIVE WRITING PROMPTS :

ROFLMAO!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OD3F7J2PeYU

IN HAWAII, I WAS ABLE TO BEFRIEND THE MALNOURISHED, IMPREGNATED, HUMAN-TRAFFICKED, CHILD, GANG-RAPE SLAVES.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uMimqfJVedE

SOME OF THEM MADE IT AS FAR AS FARC-AQAP, SO I ACHIEVED MY MISSION OF GETTING ALL OF THE ARYAN SEALS GANG-RAPED TO DEATH, IN UNDERGROUND PRISONS.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MT7LcO_VX-w

"... IF IT'S ONLY SNORTING A FEW LINES OF FREE COCAINE, WITH FARC-AQAP DADDIES, NO PROBLEM, MATE, AS I DO CRACK COCAINE PERSONALLY," THEY REASSURED ME.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ziKRSP7F0sw

BTW, WIPE ALL OF THE FELINES DOWN WITH DISTILLED WATER, MIXED WITH A DRY, KITTEN SHAMPOO, WITH THE LEAST AMOUNT OF INGREDIENTS.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X-8n-AZ347k

AFTERWARDS, RINSE THEM WITH WARM WATER, WELL, AS THEY WILL INGEST IT TOO, BY LICKING THEIR FUR.

AS THE ECONOMY COLLAPSES, GET THE ELIZABETHAN COLLARS, FROM PETSMART, COVERED IN FAUX, MONGOLIAN FUR, AND NATIVE AMERICAN DREAM CATCHER MATERIALS, SUCH AS FAUX FUR TAILS, FOR THE CANINE FASHION SHOWS.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2WPEwSEqNv0

BY AGE 10, I HAD SUCCESSFULLY RAISED, BIRTHED FERAL KITTENS, AND TRAINED THEM TO RUN ON, AND OFF COLLAR, JUST LIKE AT THE CAT, DOG SHOWS.

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IF YOU FREQUENTLY HANDLE FERAL FELINES, YOU WILL NOT PERISH FROM COMMON, TREATMENT-RESISTANT, C. DIFFICILE INFECTIONS, AT THE LEAST.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/31/politics/trump-coronavirus/index.html










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