TO ALL ENLISTED : CREATIVE WRITING PROMPT : MOAB BOMBS ARE BETTER, PERSONALLY, BUT GO PANDEMIC, ALL THE WAY, FULL-THROTTLE, GODDESS PELE;)

GODDESS PELE :

SO, HOW DO YOU FEEL, IF I TELL YOU THAT I CAN KILL AT LEAST 90% OF THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, THROUGH THE COVID-19 PANDEMIC, BY REMOVING ALL TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS?

ME :

*SHRUG*

OKAY, BUT I DON'T CARE ABOUT FREE WILL, VERSUS "STATE-SPONSORED TERRORISM" LECTURES, FROM THE HYPOCRITICAL, ALT-RIGHT'S HUTAREE, RON PAUL MILITIAS, RUSSIAN BLACKKKTIVISTS, LET ALONE THE ANARCHISTS.

SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA :

POST-COVID-19 COLLAPSE :

https://www.kpbs.org/news/2020/mar/30/coronavirus-live-updates/

DAY ONE :

WALKING DOWN TO SUNSET CLIFFS, OCEAN BEACH, THERE WAS NOT A CHILD "STRIPPER" IN SIGHT.

IT WAS SO EERIE, AS IF MARGARET CHO HAD TURNED INTO A NAZI-ISIS LEADER, BANNING ALL OF THE GOOD SHIT IN THE WORLD, THAT RANK, DANK, UNDERBELLY WORLD'S SLIME, OPULENT RED LIGHTS, VEGAS-STYLED, OSTRICH FEATHER-FRINGED, CROTCHLESS PANTIES DISPLAYED IN MOST WINDOWS, THAT I SO ADORED CRAWLING AROUND, REALLY SINKING MY TEEF INTO, DAILY, TO BE RELIEVED OF THAT TRUMPAROMA, FROM THE TOP GUN KKKAPTAIN'S MILITARY COMMAND.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/740728918/chic-fabric-stretch-jersey-imitation?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_valentines_day_Craft_Supplies_and_Tools&utm_custom1=_kenshoo_clickid_&utm_content=go_1707961437_65502081726_331689448775_pla-295462056867_m__740728918&utm_custom2=1707961437&gclid=EAIaIQobChMInsrTp4vE6AIVEZ6fCh32VwVMEAkYEyABEgJ1l_D_BwE

...ONLY THERE, IN THE SEAMIEST OF RED LIGHT DISTRICT JOINTS, COULD I FIND YARDS, UPON YARDS, OF FAUX FEATHERS, AND FAUX, NEON-DYED FURS.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/563384628/feather-fabric-black-white-feather?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_low-low_b-craft_supplies_and_tools-fabric_and_notions-fabric&utm_custom1=_kenshoo_clickid_&utm_content=go_6721326405_86204092784_388342220597_pla-295916403786_m__563384628&utm_custom2=6721326405&gclid=EAIaIQobChMImdn2u4zE6AIVBoiGCh0oUgFIEAQYDCABEgIFufD_BwE

I WANTED HAUTE COUTURE SLEEVES, SHAPED LIKE RED, CHINESE LANTERNS, AND ALL IN A FEATHERED, KIMONO DESIGN...NOT MY MILITARY UNIFORM.

https://www.wbaltv.com/amp/article/man-dead-officer-involved-shooting-east-baltimore/31983977

EVERY LIBERTY WEEKEND, I FELT RECKLESS, DECLARING MASS DEATH PENALTIES, FOR ALL SEALS, AS I LEFT BASE, ON THE WAY TO LITTLE MEXICO, AND REAL-REAL MEXICO; )

https://www.google.com/amp/s/foxbaltimore.com/amp/news/local/man-dead-teens-injured-in-quadruple-shooting-in-south-baltimore

BEFORE I WAS ASSIGNED MANDATORY MENTAL HEALF LEAVE, BY MY WARRANT, A POW, THAT HAD A RAP SHEET SO LONG, IN ASIA, THAT IT TOOK AT LEAST A MILE, OF PAPER RECORDS, TO DOCUMENT, I WAS ABLE TO 'SPLAIN, TO MY TOP SECRET MARINE CORPS OFFICER, WHY I WAS SEEN ON POLICE CAMERAS, MOONING THE ENTIRE SEAL TEAM, AT A MARINE CORPS-RUN PUB, BEFORE THE WEEKLY BRAWL, BETWEEN THE MARINE CORPS, AND THE SEALS;)

ROFLMAO!!!

THE JOAN JETT, RACCOONESQUE EYELINER WAS MY USUAL, "SMOKY EYED" LOOK, CAUGHT ON CAMERA, FOR THE WORLD.

HE DOCUMENTED, "TOURISM," FOR THE INCIDENT, AND "JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES" AS A RELIGIOUS ACTIVITY, FOR MY TIME OFF BASE.

"I'M MARKETING CHRIST, AND SHIT, YOU FEKKIN' SLUTS, AND HOES!#! $$#/$," I WAS ON CAMERA, SCREAMING, AS I GOT ESCORTED AWAY INTO A POLICE VEHICLE, IN HAND CUFFS.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/20/us/coronavirus-healthcare-worker-callout/index.html

THE PH.D. IN CHILD, ADOLESCENT PSYCHOLOGY CAME ALONG LATER, TO HAND ME A BAG OF VANILLA-SCENTED ICE, FOR MY INJURIES, AND SAID THAT I WAS A HOMEOPATHIC HEALTHCARE STUDENT, FOR MY EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND CHECK.

"HOMEOPATHY, IT, UH, YEAH, RUNS IN MY FAMILY, CHORE HONOR," I EXPLAINED, FROM MY WHEELCHAIR, IN COURT, AS MY EYES FLITTED ACROSS THE NOTES, WRITTEN INTO MY CHART.

WORD OF THE DAY :

FLIT/DART :

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/flitted

DRUG OF THE DAY :

VANILLA :

https://www.drugs.com/npp/vanilla.html

ADD THREE VANILLA BEANS, TO THROAT COAT, ROOIBIS, AND GYPSY COLD CARE TEAS, WITH A DAILY, LOW-DOSE ASPIRIN, FOR STRESS :

https://crystalspring.co.uk/blogs/under-our-skin/8-surprising-health-benefits-of-vanilla

https://www.traditionalmedicinals.com/products/throat-coat/

https://www.traditionalmedicinals.com/products/gypsy-cold-care/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI2cG47JjE6AIVXINaBR2_4AB-EAAYASAAEgJhAPD_BwE

THREE TIMES, PER DAY, HAVE SUGAR-FREE, CHOLESTEROL-FREE, LOW GLYCEMIC INDEX LOAD, VEGAN, HEALTHY, USDA ORGANIC VERSIONS OF THIS TOO :

https://home.lamarzoccousa.com/spiced-vanilla-bean-shortbread/











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