TO ALL PRESBYTERIANS : NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED, IF YOU WERE AWARE OF THE FIGHTING FOR THE DONATIONS FROM IVANKA TRUMP'S MUM, IVANA TRUMP, TO THE PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH IN DC METRO, WHEN EVERYONE GOT HUMAN-TRAFFICKED, JUST FOR WEARING TRUMP'S MAKEUP DONATIONS, AND CARRYING IVANKA TRUMP DOLLS:

https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/06/21/politics/iran-us-brink-of-war-explainer-intl/index.html?r=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F

FROM NOW ON, WE'LL HAVE TO ONLY GET EVERYONE INTO THE TAHITIAN DOLLS.

CREATIVE WRITING PROMPT FOR THE ENLISTED:

https://theculturetrip.com/europe/articles/the-ultimate-guide-to-cheeses-from-around-the-world/

"EYEZ GOES TO MASSAH, AND HANDED OVER THE WILD DEER CHEESE, AND THEN WAS WONDERING WHY HE BEEZ WHIPPING ALL OF US, CALLING US HMONG HEATHENS."

https://www.oddee.com/item_98537.aspx

EYEZ BEEZ VIETNAMESE, CIA DADDIES."

TURN ALL EXOTIC CHEESES INTO TWICE-COOKED, HONEY AND SWISS FONDUE-FLAVORED SALTWATER TAFFY:

https://www.cnn.com/travel/amp/strange-cheeses/index.html

CREATE WINNIE THE POOH-SHAPED SALTWATER TAFFY DECORATIONS, FOR THE CUPCAKE DECORATIONS.

SET UP A CHEESE FOOD FESTIVAL FOR THESE:

https://www.tasteofhome.com/collection/types-of-cheese-youve-been-missing/

JUST TURN IT ALL INTO CHEESECAKES.