TO ALL CIA: THE SCHMIDT FAMILY FROM MY SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIAN COMMAND HAVE BEEN KILLED:

https://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/thornton-man-sentenced-to-life-without-parole-in-killing-of-neighbor-over-dog

JASON SCHMIDT, YOU BETTER FIND COJONES, TO HUNT ZEMZE DOWN, BEFORE ZAY GET MY BOO-BOO'S!!!

VINCENT LOMBARDI'S DEAD SPIRIT WILL FIND CHU, OZZERVIZE, CHU FORMER QUARTERBACK FROM THE HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM!!!

PLUS, IT VEEL SAVE CHORE AZZ, JASON!!!

UPDATE ON THE MEXICAN METH KKKARTELS-IRISH REPUBLIKKKAN ARMY OF LAKEWOOD, AND LITTLETON, KKKOLORADO:

https://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/6-more-adults-cited-for-youth-baseball-brawl-in-lakewood

TELL ALL TOURISTS FLYING INTO KKKOLORADO, THAT KKKOLORADO IS A GIGANTIC SUPERMAX PRISON, FULL OF RADIKKKALIZED, NAZI-ISIS TERRORISTS.