TO ALL ASIANS: OPERATION YIN/YANG :

Set up a Jackie Chan, and Jet Li film festivals.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LgM2LTqfByc

IMPRESSIVE :)

WE'LL JUST DOCUMENT THAT IT WAS ALL COMPRESSION FRACTURES, OSTEOPOROSIS, RICKETS, ARTHRITIS, AFTER WE DRIVE THE US MARINES TO THE HOSPITALS;)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dA0Z75MKLuU

CHU KNOW TO SEND FOR TEXAN CHEFS, THROUGHOUT ASIA, TO KEEP EVERYONE HEALTHY.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l9T-2Fb_ZlY

OTHERWISE, EVERYONE WILL REQUIRE A BILLION GLUTEAL INJECTIONS OF VITAMINS, AT THEIR PEDIATRICIAN'S OFFICE...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pTLnlkrCK8c

FORCE ALL ENLISTED TO EAT, IN FRONT OF THEIR EATING DISORDER PSYCHOLOGISTS.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fMmqh4Ut_Uo

THE SKINNY ONES HAVE TO BE PAIRED UP WITH THE ONES WHO TEND TO OVEREAT!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V0BujDKEK4g

IF ONE OF ZEM PARTIES ALL DAY LONG, PARTNER THEM UP WITH OVERLY UPTIGHT ONES;)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1n0tBhJOlSk

THIS WILL MODERATE EVERYONE, NATURALLY, ALL OF THEIR EXCESSIVE YIN/YANG ENERGIES.

THE ONES AFRAID OF BEING FARTHER THAN A QUARTER MILE FROM 7-11 NEEDS TO BE PAIRED UP WITH THE GRANOLA-HIPPIE-CHOGA/YOGA TYPES, WHO ARE BOB MARLEY FANS.

THIS PREVENTS MORE NEUROTIC ISSUES.

LOL.

SET UP DATING PROFILE WRITERS, TO ADD KAMA SUTRA SEX BOOKS, INTO ALL DATING PROFILES, SO THAT THE HUMAN RACE WILL NEVER DIE OUT...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lcMtUwHepLg

IN THE BIBLE, JESUS WARNED EVERYONE TO BE FRUITFUL, AND MULTIPLY.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CqH7LlWwIww

THAT MEANS ST. PAUL WAS A SINNING SLUT-SHAMER!!!






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