TO ALL FEMINISTS AT N.O.W.: SET UP CUBAN AND PUERTO RICAN FOOD FESTIVALS IN EVERY MAJOR CITY, WITH GLBTQ MARDI GRAS CELEBRATIONS:
WRITE A DESCRIPTION OF CHORESELF, AS A BOMB SQUAD COMMANDER:
ROFLMAO;)
ME, HALF ASLEEP:
"HOLD UP, HAND ME A MARGARITA, A CIG, AND I'LL REMOVE ANUDDAH LAND MINE FOR CHU."
...CUZ ZEE VIETNAM VETS ACTED DISS FEKKIN VAY...
FAVE IDIOM:
"SLOW AND STEADY RUNS THE RACE."
....AS CHU GET OLDER, CHU VEEL REALIZE ZAT SHEET, A KKKRAZED, METH-KKKOKKKAINE DIET CAN CAUSE A HEART ATTACK...
JUST EAT REAL FOODS, AT ZEE LEAST, ESPECIALLY DURING ZEE NEW YEAR'S MONTH...
SEND IN PLUS SIZE STRIPPERS TO ALL MALLS, FOR LINGERIE FASHION SHOWS.
DO NOT GO ONTO ANY DIET TRENDS...
REMEMBER, MONIQUE, A TEEN GYMNAST, GETTING TAKEN AVAY, EENTO A MUDDAHFUCKIN AMBULANCE FOR BULIMIA???
DON'T FORGET TO CREATE ZEE TECATE WIT LIME BEER CAN CHICKEN, PUERTO RICAN-STYLE TOO.
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