TO ROBERTO, AND ALL DREAMERS: PRETEND TO BE THE WHITE GODFATHER OF THE MEXICAN DISABLED COMMUNITY:

DID CHU REMEMBER TO COLLECT ALL OF THE CHRISTMAS SWEATERS, COATS, LONG UNDERWEAR, HEARTY CANNED SOUPS, WINTER BOOTS, AND WINTER ACCESSORIES FOR EDUARDO?

PLEASE PREPARE THE SPARKLING JUICES, VIRGIN BLOODY MARY'S, VIRGIN MARGARITAS, FOR ALL OF THE NEW YEAR'S CELEBRATIONS, AND FOOD FESTIVALS:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/12/30/8-ways-avoid-treat-new-years-hangover/993072001/

STERLING, VIRGINIA NEEDS TO BE SEARCHED FOR MASS ASSASSINATED DREAMERS, AND DISABLED:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/12/30/virginia-man-charged-obstructing-terrorism-investigation/992952001/