TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS, AND ALL ENLISTED: IT'S TIME TO SWILL FAKE COCAINE-RIMMED MARGARITAS AGAIN!!!:

WHENEVER A TRAGEDY HITS, WE NEED TO GATHER VICE LAW ENFORCEMENT TO THROW A NAZI-ISIS MARDI GRAS, AND SWITCH IN LOOKALIKES OF EVERYONE INVOLVED, BECAUSE MANY PEOPLE ARE INHERENTLY EVIL.