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TO ALL ENLISTED: TEST ALL SHELLFISH ONTO SEA OTTERS, BEFORE CONSUMING DUE TO TOXIC ALGAE BLOOMS:

TO ALL ENLISTED:

TO ALL ENLISTED, AND ALL SOUTH VIET ARMY RANGERS: PLEASE FIND CORPORATE SPONSORS FOR THESE ENDANGERED FISHING CATS:

TO ALL ENLISTED: CHEMICAL SNIFFER SYSTEMS NEEDED IN ALL U.S. MILITARY COMMANDS:

TO ALL FEMINIST PSYCHOLOGISTS:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS, AND ALL ENLISTED: IT'S TIME TO SWILL FAKE COCAINE-RIMMED MARGARITAS AGAIN!!!:

TO ALL ENLISTED: ANUTRA, FLAX MILK, AND CHIA PROTEIN POWDER:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS: MELANIA KKKRUMPZ' FEMALE SHOCK JOCKS PORTRAY "ZEE/THE GENERAL'S DAUGHTER," FOR PORN STAR FAME, TO CHEAPEN FEMINIST ART!!!:

TO ALL AFRICAN FEMINISTS:

TO ALL SUDANESE FEMINISTS:

TO ALL HAITIAN FEMINISTS:

TO ALL PLANNED PARENTHOOD ATTORNEYS: HOW DARE THESE U.N. LEADERS EMPLOY U.N. PEACEKEEPERS TO COMMIT MASS GENOCIDE AGAINST OUR AFRICAN CHILDREN, AND DENY BASIC NECESSITIES TO AFRICAN, CHILD RAPE SLAVES THOUGH!!!

TO ALL FEMINISTS:

TO ALL ENLISTED: "FERTILE CRESCENT" FILM, ERIC VUILLARD, ETC.

TO ALL FRENCH, SWISS MAMANS:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS, ALL GREEN BERETS, ALL DELTA SPECIAL FORCES, AND ALL SOUTH VIET ARMY RANGERS:

TO ALL TRADITIONS APARTMENT RESIDENTS IN COLORADO:

TO ALL FEMINISTS: CHORE "MUFFIN TOPS" ARE CHORE OBLIQUES AND ABS:

TO ALL ENLISTED: PLEASE SET UP PHOTOGRAPHY, NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC PHOTOJOURNALISM COURSES IN ALL U.S. MILITARY COMMANDS:

TO ALL HAWAIIAN FEMINISTS: IT'S TIME TO REPLACE THE UFC GYMS WITH FEMINISTS:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICANS IN COLORADO:

TO ALL N.C.I.S., AND ALL GLBTQ CIVIL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS: PLEASE BRING ALL OF THE DENVER TECH CENTER MEN IN, FOR MASS EXECUTIONS:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS, AND ALL ENLISTED, AND ALL C.I.A.: PLEASE GATHER ALL ENLISTED INTO SUICIDE PREVENTION, AND DOMESTIC VIOLENCE PREVENTION WORKSHOPS:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS:

TO ALL ASIANS, AND ASIAN-AMERICANS:

TO ALL ASIANS IN COLORADO:

TO ALL GLBTQ CIVIL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS:

TO ALL GREEN BERETS: PLEASE CREATE SPANISH FOOD FESTIVALS EVERYWHERE:

TO N.C.I.S., AND ALL FEMINISTS IN THE C.I.A.: CALIFORNIAN CHRIS OLAGUE IS A NAMEALIKE TO THE LAS VEGAS SHOOTER, CHRIS OLAGUE:

TO ALL FRENCH, SWISS FAMILES: PLEASE SEND HUMANITARIAN AID TO GEORGES BLANCHARD'S CHARITIES:

TO ALL ENLISTED: PLEASE SEND PLANNED PARENTHOOD KITS TO SAIGON METRO:

TO ALL ENLISTED: PLEASE HONOR THESE FINE, YOUNG LADIES FROM THE MOTOWN CHARM SCHOOLS, ESPECIALLY IN THE SOUTHERN STATES:

TO ALL ENLISTED: PREPARE THERAPY SERVICE DOG TRAINING SEMINARS FOR ALL OF THE DIVORCEES, TO HELP GET MORE THERAPY SERVICE DOGS ABAILABLE FOR ALL VETERANS:

TO ROBERTO, AND ALL DREAMERS: PRETEND TO BE THE WHITE GODFATHER OF THE MEXICAN DISABLED COMMUNITY:

TO ALL LA LECHE LEAGUE: SEND F.B.I. DECOYS TO BREASTFEED, AND DO THIS ON THE PENTAGON ROOFTOPS, WITH BALINESE CHEECH AND CHONG'S TYPES:

TO ALL MILLENNIALS: PLEASE SET UP MILLENNIAL POSHTELS IN THE NORTH SHORE FOR THE DRUG, ALCOHOL REHABILITATION CENTERS:

TO ALL N.C.I.S., AND ALL ENLISTED:

TO ALL ENLISTED: PLEASE OVERHAUL ALL MEDIVAC HELICOPTERS, FOR RURAL TOWNS IN VIRGINIA, AND COLORADO!!!:

TO ALL OPERA VOCALISTS: PLEASE TRY TO ORGANIZE OPERA MUSIC FESTIVALS IN ALL RURAL TOWNS OF VIRGINIA, AND COLORADO:

TO ALL ENLISTED: SURVIVING THE BITTER COLD SNAPS:

TO ALL HAWAIIANS: GATHER ALL MOPED DRIVERS, AND MOTORCYCLE DRIVERS UP, FOR FREE, ANNUAL PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION, HOV, AND PARKING GARAGE PASSES:

TO ALL ENLISTED: SET UP SHELTERS FOR THE U.S. POSTAL SERVICE EMPLOYEES, AND SHIPPING EMPLOYEES, WITH THE AFL-CIO MILLENNIALS, WHO ARE AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL-APPROVED: