TO ALL LITTLE ASIA'S, AND ALL LITTLE RUSSIA'S OF D.C. METRO:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sami_history

THE ARCHAEOLOGICAL SITES WITH BLONDE, BLUE-EYED, VIKING CLAN FOUND IN CHINA, AND THE GENETIC ORIGINS OF THE INDIGENOUS, EURASIAN, SAMI PEOPLES THROUGHOUT SCANDINAVIA, AND RUSSIA, EXPLAIN HOW WE ARE ALL TRULY RELATED, MY BROTHER, AND SHIPMATE, ALEXEI NAVALNY.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sami_languages

AS INDIGENOUS RUSSIANS, ARE WE NOT WE ALSO INDIGENOUS NORWEGIANS?

https://youtu.be/Oc0RVhKS_Og

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5CFAfsj_6e0

HALLOWEEN STILT-WALKING PARTY THEME:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SkBnPv3LzCs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wlQPP_tmpQc

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1ab2jZYFeGY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6jx3vVSSfEs

SAY THIS IN AN ANGRY, UPPERCLASS, BRITISH IDIOLECT:

SADLY, GOING TO AUSTRALIA FROM THE SAMI WORLD OF ELK AND SNOW IN EVERGREEN, COLORADO WAS SIMILAR TO BEING FROM THE "ELF" FILM, OR EVEN BEING A SAMI REINDEER HERDER IN MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA.

I TOLD THEM, I'M FROM AMERICA, CONFUSING THEM FURTHER ABOUT MY "AMERICAN ACCENT," THEN ARGUED WITH A DOWNTOWN, AUSSIE CABBIE WHO WANTED TO CORRECT MY PRONOUNCIATION OF "BOURKE," AND "LITTLE BOURKE" STREET.

THE LOCALS CALLED ME "CROCODILE DUNDEE."

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bPiKAhhEHXA

THE SASR ARE GOING TO REQUIRE MASS EXECUTIONS, BRITISH SAS.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/10/health/iyw-prescription-drug-abuse-how-to-help-health/index.html

THEY SWILL BEER, LIKE WATER, THE AUSTRALIAN SASR OFFICERS, WHO ARE ANABOLIC STEROIDAL, NEANDERTHAL VIKINGS, PILLAGING ALL OF ASIA, THE VITEY SLUTZ OF KKKRUMPZ.

MORE SUPPOSED ENGLISH TEACHERS, ON METH, IN SPRINGVALE, BELONGING TO WEST VIRGINIAN, U.S.A./AMERICAINES' NAZI-ISIS OF THE CHINESE TRIADS MUST BE ELECTROCUTED!!!