TO ALL BARRIOS: PLEASE TRAIN EVERYONE ON HOW TO BE ARUSSIAN INTERPRETER, FOR SAFETY REASONS:

http://money.cnn.com/2017/09/28/media/russia-warns-us-over-media-outlets/index.html

***ALL OF THE LIGHTER-SKINNED HISPANICS NEED TO PRETEND THAT ALL IMPOVERISHED ARE RUSSIANS, WITH THEM.***