TO ALL VETERANS FROM ENLISTED:

SHIPMATES,

REMEMBER HOW WE WERE CRAMMED LIKE SARDINES INTO THE COVERED PICK-UP TRUCK BED, IN 'A' SCHOOL, A LONG TIME AGO, 21 YEARS AGO, WHISPERING TO EACH OTHER?

DO WE REALLY NEED ANYMORE OF THE POSH NATO SPECIAL FORCES? PLEASE SAVE US, ENLISTED GODS AND GODDESSES FROM THE TOP 25% OF OUR WORLD.

WE MIGHT ALL END UP SUCKING A BINKIE PACIFIER, WHILE WEARING DEPENDS AT AGE FORTY. GET EVERY MILK WATCH FROM MY BOOTCAMP TO SEE IF WE NEED TO TRUST ANYMORE HAZING, GANG-RAPIST "SPECIAL FORCES."

REMEMBER THAT U.S. NAVY SEAL, IN YEAR 1990, WHO TIED A FOURTEEN YEAR-OLD GIRL IN VIRGINIA, TO A TREE TRUNK, THEN, SEXUALLY ASSAULTED HER REPEATEDLY. NEXT, HE CARVED HER SKIN OFF HER BODY, AS IF HE WERE PEELING AN APPLE.

PLEASE, LET'S ALL BE CAUTIOUS ABOUT NOT TRUSTING ANYMORE PEOPLE IN POSITIONS OF TRUST. I AM CERTAIN THAT JAMES KKKOMEY'S RELEASED THAT PARTICULAR SEAL, TO ASSASSINATE WILLIAM LOUIS PETTIS.

AMEN.