TO ALL N.C.I.S., C.I.A., AND D.E.A.:

http://www.weau.com/home/headlines/Teenager-seriously-hurt-in-crash-north-of-Grantsburg-298934021.html

WHO IS CODY PETTIS, CONSIDERING IT'S STRANGE THAT WILLIAM LOUIS PETTIS HAD A LONG-TIME BEST FRIEND NAMED CODY, ACCORDING TO HIS MOTHER, WHO CLAIMED TO ME THAT "CODY" SIMPLY MOVED TO MARYLAND, YET WAS WORKING ON A VIDEO GAME, ONLINE ONLY, WITH WILLY. SUPPOSEDLY, HE, WILLY WAS SKYPING CODY ABOUT A WAFFLE MAKER THAT HE WAS SO HAPPY ABOUT, IN THEIR LAST SKYPE SESSION.