TO ALL GHETTOS: VOLUNTEER F.B.I. DECOYS NEEDED:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/cruises/2016/09/28/hebridean-princess-scotland-cruise/91209790/

REMEMBER, ARRANGE PRO BONO, GLBT, FEMINIST LAW ENFORCEMENT, SEX WORKERS WILLING TO HAVE FAUX ABORTIONS, WHILE RE-ENACTING "THE EXORCIST" FILM SCENES, AND PAPARAZZI TO HELP MARKET THESE A.C.L.U. FUNDRAISERS. TWO WORDS: ATTENTION WHORES.