TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS: CREATIVE WRITING PROMPTS: PRESIDENT OBAMA LOOKING PETULANT, BECAUSE SECRET SERVICE AGENTS FOUND EVIDENCE THAT HE RAPED HIS OWN WIFE, UPON FOURCHETTE EXAMINATION OF MICHELLE OBAMA:
http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/22/arts/pixel-pete-souza/index.html
REMEMBER, ONLY FEMINISTS ARE ALLOWED AT ALL EINSTEIN'S BAGELS, TO PREPARE THOSE DOUGHNUT HOLES FOR THE HOLIDAYS. WE NEED MORE EVERYTHING LOX BAGELS AVAILABLE, OTHERWISE FEMINISTS FROM D.C. METRO'S LITTLE IRAQ'S WILL BE NOTIFIED TO HAVE DAILY MOOD SWINGS THERE, ABOUT GANG-RAPISTS IN EVERY RELIGION. ARRIVE IN HELICOPTERS, TO PICK UP THESE ITEMS, FOR THE REALEST PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, NOT PRESIDENT OBAMA.
REMEMBER, ONLY FEMINISTS ARE ALLOWED AT ALL EINSTEIN'S BAGELS, TO PREPARE THOSE DOUGHNUT HOLES FOR THE HOLIDAYS. WE NEED MORE EVERYTHING LOX BAGELS AVAILABLE, OTHERWISE FEMINISTS FROM D.C. METRO'S LITTLE IRAQ'S WILL BE NOTIFIED TO HAVE DAILY MOOD SWINGS THERE, ABOUT GANG-RAPISTS IN EVERY RELIGION. ARRIVE IN HELICOPTERS, TO PICK UP THESE ITEMS, FOR THE REALEST PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, NOT PRESIDENT OBAMA.
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