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TO ALL EVERGREEN, COLORADO MUMS:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS, FROM ENLISTED: PLEASE RECRUIT FROM THE PEACE CORPS, AMERICORPS, DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS, AMERICAN RED CROSS AND AMERICAN RED CRESCENT FOR THE U.S. MILITARY:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS IN LAW ENFORCEMENT:

TO ALL SOUTH VIETNAMESE ARMY RANGERS, AND ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS: VC REFERENCE OFFENSIVELY SUPPORTED VIET CONG:

TO ALL SOUTH VIETNAMESE ARMY RANGERS, AND ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS IN LAW ENFORCEMENT:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS, FROM ENLISTED:

TO N.C.I.S. AND HOMELAND SECURITY DENVER:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS, FROM ENLISTED: IT'S PROFOUNDLY IRRESPONSIBLE THAT THE PENTAGON DOESN'T DRUG-TEST THE FUTURE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF CANDIDATES EVERY WEEK, POST-PARTY NOMINATION TO TEN YEARS POST-NOMINATION:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS, FROM ENLISTED: THE U.S. DIPLOMATIC FAILURES WITH CHINA ARE U.S. MILITARY INTELLIGENCE FAILURES AS WELL:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS: PLEASE AGGRESSIVELY SCREEN ALL OB-GYN'S TO REDUCE THE MATERNAL MORTALITY RATES IN WOMEN OVER AGE 34:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN C.I.A., N.C.I.S., AND HOMELAND SECURITY:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS: SALAD LUNCH RECIPE FOR SUMMER ROLLS/WRAPPED IN RICE/TAPIOCA FLOUR PAPERS:

TO ALL SEX WORKERS: PLEASE AGGRESSIVELY FUNDRAISE FOR THE U.S. BY DESIGNING NIPPLE PASTIES WITH THESE EMBLEMS,:

TO ALL VETERANS AND ALL U.S. MILITARY:

TO ALL C.I.A. AND N.C.I.S.: ISIL NAME GRIFFITH, AND SERIAL KILLER LOOKS IDENTICAL TO ISIL RAPE JIHADISTS, TIMMY PETTIS AND LAIRD HAMILTON III:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS, FROM ENLISTED:

TO ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN, ENLISTED, U.S. MARINES, WITH SIZE EIGHTEEN, MALE COMBAT BOOTS:

TO ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN GHETTOS: DON'T WORRY ABOUT THESE SHINY BADGES, BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT REAL GOLD:

TO ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS: NOW, ARE THESE INDIVIDUALS SAFE FOR CASSIE AND ALL IMPOVERISHED CHILDREN?:

TO ALL U.S. MILITARY AND ALL VETERANS:

TO ALL COLORADANS, ALL TRI-STATE BATTERED MUMS, AND LATCHKEY ORPHANS:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS, FROM ENLISTED:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS: WEAR ONLY BLACK PANTSUITS UNTIL THE PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS, FROM ENLISTED:

TO ALL COLORADANS: PLEASE ACQUIRE BULK PLAYDOH, SAFE, RECALL-FREE, GLUTEN-FREE, LOW GLYCEMIC INDEX LOAD FLOUR, FOR ALL PUBLIC SCHOOLS:

TO ALL SOUTHERNERS: BUTTERMILK BISCUIT RECIPE WITH CUTTING TECHNIQUE:

TO ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN GHETTOS: FIVE PERCENT HIGHER VA HOME LOAN MORTGAGE RATES HAPPENED FROM WELLS FARGO, SO THAT ALL GHETTOS WOULD GET THEIR NAZI MESSAGE:

TO ALL VETERANS AND U.S. MILITARY: DAILY, ACQUIRE MASS ARREST WARRANTS FOR ALL WELLS FARGO EXECUTIVES, SINCE 1990:

TO ALL SEX WORKERS IN ATLANTA METRO, GEORGIA:

TO ALL ASIAN AMERICAN MUMS/PRO BONO WEDDING PLANNERS:

TO ALL TOP SECRET CLEARANCE COMMUNITIES:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS, FROM ENLISTED: CDC'S INVESTIGATION INTO THE RECENT MULTI-STATE, E. COLI OUTBREAKS, LINKED TO GENERAL MILLS FLOUR:

TO ALL I.T., D.P., AND R.M. VETERANS FROM THE NAVY:

THE BELLY BLISS/BELLY DANCER WORKOUT:

PORCHETTA RECIPE FROM EPICURIOUS:

GIADA'S BRACIOLA RECIPE:

THREE INGREDIENT LEMONADE SCONES FOR MASCARPONE CREAM CHEESE AND IRISH ELDERBERRY JAMS:

PEAR AND BOYSENBERRY SHORTCAKE RECIPE FOR LEMONADE SCONES:

DUBLIN CODDLE CASSEROLE RECIPE FOR LEFTOVERS NIGHT:

CORNED CRUBEENS AND SAMPHIRE:

PORKNOGRAPHY: IRISH AND CANADIAN BACON RECIPE:

MEXICAN BEAN SLAW FOR TACO NIGHTS:

HOMEMADE CRUMPETS FOR QUICK BREAKFAST SANDWICHES:

SCONE MINI-PIZZAS FOR CANADIAN BACON:

THREE INGREDIENT CHEESE SCONES:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS: YUM! MOLASSES BISCUITS RECIPE FOR THE TRI-STATE BISCUIT CARE PACKAGES:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN MUMS: VIET SNAIL SOUP:

TO ALL APPALACHIANS:

TO ALL TRI-STATE FEMINISTS: COMFORT FOOD RECIPE: BAVARIAN BREAD DUMPLINGS FOR A THANKSGIVING STUFFING SUBSTITUTE:

TO ALL LITTLE GERMANY'S: PLEASE GATHER GERMAN CHEFS, WHO ARE NEW IMMIGRANTS TO ORGANIZE THIS GERMAN FOOD FESTIVAL AT ALL PUBLIC SCHOOLS, FOR THE PTA'S, AND DONATE MOBILE FOOD CARTS TO THEM, FOR THIS GERMAN CULTURAL EXCHANGE PROGRAM, WITH THE U.S.-GERMAN EMBASSIES, IN THE TRI-STATE:

PLEASE SEND BILINGUAL PETITIONS TO ALL ASIAN UNIVERSITIES TO END THIS MASS SLAUGHTER OF DONKEYS:

TO ALL VISITING NURSES ASSOCIATIONS: PLEASE OFFER THIS TO ALL IMPOVERISHED, BATTERED PEDIATRIC PATIENTS:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS, FROM ENLISTED: REMEMBER, ALL ENLISTED ARE TO POSE AS HULA DANCERS FOR THIS COMMUNITY ART PROJECT:

TO ALL TRI-STATE FEMINISTS: PLEASE MEDIVAC, VIA HELICOPTERS HOBOKEN, NJ VICTIMS TO CT'S TOP FOUR HOSPITALS:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS IN LAW ENFORCEMENT: ANABOLIC STEROIDAL, DEMI MOORE, "G.I. JANE" LOOKALIKES NEED TO BE ARRESTED FROM HERE,

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS: GENOTYPING OVARIAN CANCER: RESEARCH UPDATE:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS: PLEASE GATHER ALL BATTERED MUMS AND ALL LATCHKEY ORPHANS IN THE TRI-STATE TO ALL PLACES OF WORSHIP, FOR GROUP COUNSELING:

TO ALL TATTOO ARTISTS: PRO BONO, ART CENTERS' NUDE ART SKETCHING CLASS INSTRUCTORS, TEMPORARY TATTOO MODELS NEEDED FOR PLANNED PARENTHOOD FUNDRAISERS:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS: CHEAP STOCKING STUFFERS:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS: PLEASE HOST CARBON FIBER DRESS DESIGN WORKSHOPS AT ALL ARTS CENTERS:

TO ALL SOUTH VIETNAMESE ARMY RANGERS: PLEASE COLLECT THESE SNAKES FOR RESEARCH:

TO ALL DIVERS AND BIOENGINEERS:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS: PLEASE GATHER ALL BATTERED MUMS AND ALL LATCHKEY ORPHANS, TO BLUE CHRISTMAS SERVICES ON ALL U.S. MILITARY BASES: TELL THEM TO LIST WHO REALLY DESERVES THE DEATH PENALTIES:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS, FROM ENLISTED: ARREST ALL ENERGY AND POWER CORPORATION EXECUTIVES, MAKING OVER $100K/YEAR U.S.D.:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS: ARREST ALL INDONESIAN MEN OVER AGE TEN DAILY:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS, FROM ENLISTED:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS: PLEASE GATHER ALL MEETUP GROUPS TO DISCUSS THE HOLOCAUST AT ALL PUBLIC SCHOOLS AND ALL ARTS CENTERS:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS: PLEASE GATHER ALL NON-VETERANS, WHO ARE WHITE MALES UP, FOR F.B.I. PSYCHOLOGICAL ASSESSMENTS/INFORMATION IN THE STATES OF GEORGIA, AND SOUTH CAROLINA:

TO ALL VETERANS AND U.S. MILITARY ENLISTED: PLEASE SCREEN OUT ALL EMAILS FROM THE I.R.S./IMPERSONATORS TO ALL U.S. MILITARY LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS:

TO ALL GHETTOS: VOLUNTEER F.B.I. DECOYS NEEDED:

TO ALL MIDDLE EASTERN CHEFS: PLEASE GATHER ALL FEMINISTS TO HOST ORGANIC, FAIR-WAGE, A.C.L.U. FUNDRAISERS HERE:

TO ALL NATIVE AMERICAN FASHION DESIGNERS:

TO ALL NATIVE AMERICAN FASHION DESIGNERS:

TO ALL NATIVE AMERICAN FASHION DESIGNERS: