BOBBY, OR GEN. ROBERT E. LEE,

I HAVE TO LET YOU KNOW TO GET THE SWASTIKA TATTOOED SHIPMATES READY, FROM MY SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIAN TOP GUN COMMAND, TO HANDLE THE LATEST CRISES.

TELL THEM TO GET AN EBONICS TRANSLATOR READY, AS THE THUGS HAVE DECIDED THAT THEY ARE EMINEMESQUE GANGSTA-RAPPERS, OR SOMEFIN.