TO ALL DEMOCRATS: PLEASE UPDATE THIS:

https://heavy.com/news/2018/09/trump-impeachment-odds-september-24/

ROFLMAO!!! VEENTER EEZ HERE, BEETCHES!!!;)

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-impeachment-latest-odds-midterm-2018-elections-democrats-congress-a8514806.html

DEAR "SANTA,"

PLEASE REPEAL EVERYTEENG ZAT TRUMP WAS DOING TO ZEE POOR, FOR CHRISTMAS:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1037889/midterm-2018-polls-House-of-Representatives-Democrat-win-forecast

DEAR HAITIAN VODOU PRIESTESSES:

MAKE 24 PRISON SHANKS FOR ZEE HOUSE AND TWO FOR ZEE SENATE:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1038630/Midterm-elections-2018-what-Democrats-win-mean-Donald-Trump