DEAR ANNE FRANK:

https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/clintons-obama-suspicious-packages/index.html

THIS IS JUST LIKE THE TIME THE STRANGE SWISS FAMILIES CAME TO GET ME BACK.

THE SWISS MUM ATTACKED MY MUM, THEN, THE SWISS DAD TOLD MY PARENTS THAT HIS WIFE TRIED TO KILL HIM IN THE CAR, BY GRABBING THE STEERING WHEEL...

I HAVE A SWISS-ASIAN SISTER...A TALLER LOOKALIKE TOO...

ANOTHER TIME, MY DAD'S SECRETARY TRIED TO TAKE ME BACK, CLAIMING THAT I WAS HER DAUGHTER.