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TO J.:

TO ALL ENLISTED: PLEASE CREATE DAILY SPELLING BEES AT ALL PUBLIC SCHOOLS:

TO ALL ENLISTED: INDUCE THIS HODGKIN'S LYMPHOMA IN ALL OFFICERS:

TO ALL GHETTOS, AND AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL: MASS EXECUTE ITALY'S NAZI-ISIS!!!:

TO ALL ASIAN FEMINISTS, ALL ASIAN SPECIAL FORCES, AND ALL ENLISTED: GATHER LOUDSPEAKERS, STEAKS, BELTS, AND ATTACK DOGS:

TO ALL ASIAN FEMINISTS: GET EVERYONE BETWEEN AGES 12 TO 70 ENROLLED IN THESE, FREE, AT ALL COMUNITY COLLEGES:

TO ALL ENLISTED: PLEASE CREATE AWARENESS CAMPAIGNS ABOUT THESE CONDITIONS FOR ALL U.S. MILITARY COMMANDS:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD: THESE MUST BE CONVERTED INTO ABORTION CLINICS:

TO ALL ASIAN FEMINISTS: EVERY MALE OVER AGE 7 IS REQUIRED FOR FEMINIST SEAL TRAINING; 99% WILL BE EXECUTED IMMEDIATELY!!!:

TO ALL ENLISTED: PLEASE CREATE SAFE FIFA CLUBS, AND TOURNAMENTS IN ALL PUBLIC SCHOOLS:

TO ALL ENLISTED: GET COMPOUNDING PHARMACISTS TO CREATE GALLON JUGS OF 20% PICARIDIN, WITH SPF 100, UNSCENTED, NON-COMEDOGENIC, HYPOALLERGENIC, NON-GREASY, DRY TOUCH, SENSITIVE SKIN FRIENDLY FOR ALL U.S. MILITARY COMMANDS:

TO ALL FEMINISTS IN OREGON: PAYNE'S MARINE MILITIAS ARE FEKKIN NAZI-ISIS HISPANIKKKS!!!:

TO ALL ENLISTED: TRUMP AND THE U.S. AIR FORCE ARE TERRORIZING THE GENERAL PUBLIC:

TO ALL ENLISTED: A FAKED ASSASSINATION THAT IS STRAIGHT OUT THE "ALADEEN" MOVIE:

TO ALL ASIAN FEMINISTS: HASPEL AND THE WHITE U.S. MILITARY POSE THE BIGGEST THREAT TO ALL UNITED NATIONS:

TO ALL ENLISTED: GATHER ALL ATM CASH FOR SECOND VERIFICATIONS, FOR PAPER CURRENCY COUNTERFEITS, ATM SKIMMING DEVICES, I.T. SECURITY, BIOMETRIC SECURITY UPGRADES, IRIS SCANNERS WITH A MILE RANGE FROM THE ATM, EVERY OTHER HOUR:

TO ALL ASIAN FEMINISTS, AND ALL ASIAN SPECIAL FORCES: MASS EXECUTE ALL WHITE MALES, OVER AGE SEVEN, IN NEW JERSEY IMMEDIATELY!!!:

TO ALL PUERTO RICANS:

TO ALL ENLISTED, ALL DREAMERS, AND ALL AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL ATTORNEYS: WE NEED THESE PRISONERS PLACED INTO MASS DEATH PENALTIES, TO TREAT THE DREAMERS THEY WERE GANG-RAPING:

TO ALL ENLISTED: THE BANKS MUST BE ALL SHUT DOWN; REPLACE THEM ALL IMMEDIATELY:

TO ALL VIRGINIANS:

TO ALL MEXICAN DREAMERS:

TO ALL ENLISTED, AND ALL PLANNED PARENTHOOD FEMINISTS: 4 BILLION U.S.D. MUST BE SET ASIDE IN ESCROW ACCOUNTS, HELD AT ALL DISTRICT COURTS, FOR THE ENLISTED TO HAVE ABORTION CLINICS:

PIZZA:

TO ALL PLANNED PARENTHOOD, ALL GLBTQ MINORITIES, AND ALL ENLISTED:

TO ALL ASIAN FEMINISTS:

TO ALL AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL: RELEASE ALL FELONS OF/FROM HAWAII:

TO ALL ASIAN FEMINISTS: GET ALL WHITES, ALL MALES FROM THE U.S. MARINE CORPS FOR MASS DEATH PENALTIES:

TO ALL ASIAN FEMINISTS: THE POTUS IS DEMANDING AN APOLOGY FROM HIS RAPE VICTIMS, INCLUDING HIS 5,000 MASS MURDERED PUERTO RICAN VICTIMS:

TO ALL ASIAN FEMINISTS: PLEASE INTERROGATE ALL MALE OFFICERS IN THE U.S. MILITARY, EVERY WEEK, ABOUT THEIR GANG-RAPE JIHADISM:

TO ALL ENLISTED: SAFETY INIATIVES MUST BE PRIORITIZED:

TO ALL ENLISTED:

TO ALL FEMINIST, MINORITY NATIONAL GUARDS:

TO ALL ASIAN FEMINISTS: MASS EXECUTE THE WYPIPO IN THE UKK!!!:

TO ALL ASIAN FEMINISTS: PLEASE MARKET PROTECTING SEXUAL HEALTH AT ALL U.S. MILITARY COMMANDS:

TO ALL ENLISTED: THUGGIN BEETCHES ARE DUELING IN ZAIR TWITTER WARS AGAIN!!!:

TO ALL ENLISTED: PLEASE CREATE HEALTHY, LOW-FAT, LOW GLYCEMIC INDEX LOAD PB, S'MORES, AND CHOCOLATE CHIP SCONE RECIPES TOO:

TO ALL ASIAN FEMINISTS: PLEASE GET THE BEAR, DEER, ELK, AND MOUNTAIN LION HUNTS ORGANIZED:

TO ALL ENLISTED: PLEASE BRING IN ANIMAL BEHAVIORISTS, DOG TRAINERS TO GET ALL OF THE ANIMAL SHELTERS' STAFF TRAINED IN RECOGNIZING AGGRESSION:

TO ALL ENLISTED: IN SAVORY DISHES, PLEASE REPLACE LARD, SHORTENING, OILS, BUTTERS WITH FAT-FREE, SODIUM-FREE VEGAN BROTHS:

TO ALL ENLISTED: SET UP A USDA ORGANIC, HUMANE SHEEP, BOER GOAT, OSTRICH, CAMEL, POULTRY, AND TURKEY FARM FOR EACH PUBLIC SCHOOL:

TO ALL GLBTQ, PRO-CHOICE, MINORITY, PLANNED PARENTHOOD FEMINISTS: PLEASE REPLACE ALL OF THE PUBLIC TRANSPORT SECTOR, IN SOUTHEAST ASIA:

TO ALL ASIAN FEMINISTS: REALLY, PELE'S SHAVING HER BUSH SUPPORTERS OFF THE ISLAND:

TO ALL ENLISTED: PLEASE GATHER EVERYONE ONTO FITDAY.COM, TO TRACK THEIR NUTRITION, AND VITAL SIGNS EVERYDAY:

TO ALL ENLISTED:

TO ALL ENLISTED: PLEASE GATHER GQ MAGAZINES OF EVERY COUNTRY FOR THE ENLISTED BARRACKS:

TO ALL NATIVE AMERICAN FEMINISTS: PLEASE CREATE USDA ORGANIC, UNSCENTED BUFFALO MILK SOAPS FOR THESE POW WOWS:

TO ALL ENLISTED, AND ALL DEMOCRATS: 95% OF ENLISTED NEED TO BE PLANNED PARENTHOOD RESOURCE OFFICERS:

TO ALL PLANNED PARENTHOOD, AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL: PLEAAE REORGANIZE THIS IRONMAN FOUNDATION:

TO ALL ASIAN FEMINISTS: PLEASE GATHER ULTRAMARATHON, IRONMAN TRAINERS FOR THIS GYM:

TO ALL FEMINISTS:

TO GHETTOS: ALPHA "MYSTIKKK RIVER" BEETCHES HAVE TO BE DED THOUGH:

TO ALL ASIAN FEMINISTS: BETSY DEVOS IS THE BIOTERRORIST OF MICHIGAN:

TO AL ENLISTED: FUCK ZEE US AIR FORCE REGULATIONS!!! STEAL GUNS, AND DO NOT SUBMIT EXPENSE REPORTS!!!:

TO ALL FRENCH PEDIATRICIANS: VEPPONIZED MEDICINE CULTURE OF ZEE U.S.:

TO ALL ASIAN FEMINISTS: OPERATION 7-UP: MASS EXECUTE AGED 7 AND UP FROM REPUBLIKKK OF FLORIDA!!!:

TO ALL LEGLESS SEALS: GO DOWN AND CONFRONT THE JUVENILE MASS SHOOTERS WITH BOMBS!!!:

TO ALL ENLISTED: PLEASE TRY TO CREATE THE DEVIOUS UNDERGROUND ELECTION, TO PRETEND WE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE POLITICIANS:

TO ALL F.D.A. MEDICAL DOCTORS: ACTINIUM-225:

TO ALL FEMINISTS: PLEASE FLY IN PLANNED PARENTHOOD DOCTORS TO PERFORM ABORTIONS AT ALL KKKATHOLIC UNIVERSITIES:

TO ALL ENLISTED:

TO ALL ENLISTED: SKILLET CAKE: PLEASE CREATE A SAVORY PEACH SALSA-CHORIZO SKILLET CAKE RECIPE:

TO ALL ENLISTED: SERIAL KILLER IN AUSTRALIA:

TO ALL OUTBACK SASR: FEED ZEE MONZ EENTO CROC FARMS:

TO ALL ASIAN FEMINISTS: PLEASE ENROLL THESE 1 IN 4 MILLENNIALS INTO A FREE GLBTQ SCHOLARSHIP PROGRAM, TO BE FEMINIST SOCIAL WORKERS FOR PLANNED PARENTHOOD:

TO ALL ENLISTED: PLACE ALL ENLISTED INTO FREE DRUG, ALCOHOL REHAB AND SEIZE ALL OF THE PRISON HOOCHES, METHANOL MOONSHINE FOR TESTING BY THE FDA:

TO ALL FEMINISTS: CERVICAL CANCER STAGES:

TO ALL DREAMERS: PLEASE CREATE SOUS VIDE-COOKED BOCA BURGERS WITH STEAMED QUINOA, AND RAW VEGGIE PLATTERS ONLY:

TO ALL FEMINISTS: PLEASE SERENADE ALL ABORTION TOOLS IN ALL DISTRICT COURTS, WHILST BEHEADING ALL MALE JUDGES DAIR!!!:

TO ALL ASIAN FEMINISTS: CHOP ZAIR HEADS OFF!!!:

TO ALL ENLISTED: GATHER ALL GOP TO BE MASS EXECUTED!!!:

TO ALL PLANNED PARENTHOOD ATTORNEYS: PLEASE GET TEN YEARS OF MONTHLY ABORTION PILLS TO ALL OF THESE RESIDENTS EVERY MONTH, FOR A HUNDRED YEARS:

TO ALL ASIAN FEMINISTS: MASS ARREST ALL MONZ OVER 4 FEET TALL, FOR MASS ENROLLMENT INTO FEMINIST BOOTCAMPS!!!:

TO ALL ASIAN FEMINISTS: MASS BEHEAD 99% OF WYPIPO IN ARKKKANSAS!!!:

TO ALL ASIAN FEMINISTS: MASS EXECUTE 99% OF MALES OVER 4 FEET TALL IN EUROPE!!!:

TO ALL LITTLE RUSSIA'S FATHERS FROM D.C. METRO, AND ALL ASIAN-RUSSIAN-BRITISH ROYALS:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS:

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS:

TO ALL ENLISTED:

TO ALL SOUTH VIET ARMY RANGERS, ALL C.I.A., AND ALL ASIAN-CHILEAN FAMILIES:

KISSY WISSY DIARY ENTRY: TOP SECRET: DO NOT READ!!!;)

TO ALL N.C.I.S.:

TO ALL ENLISTED: PLEASE GET ALL OF THESE STYLES MADE FOR THE ENLISTED COMMUNITIES IN ALL BURGUNDY, WINE, DARK RED COLORS:

TO ALL ENLISTED: PLEASE CELEBRATE THIS PUBLIC ADMISSION OF ADDICTION, AS IT WILL MAKE TREATMENT OPTIONS MORE ACESSIBLE, LESS SOCIALLY STIGMATIZED FOR THE IMPOVERISHED ADDICTS:

TO ALL ENLISTED: ASARTE GODDESSES' TIT HOMES: