DEAR JEWISH JESUS : IT'S TOO LATE NOW. PORK TAPEWORMS ARE GROWING IN ALL OF THEM AGAIN :

THE PORK IN THE SAUSAGES MUST BE COOKED AT LEAST THREE TIMES LONGER, BUT NOW, IT'S TOO LATE.

IT'S IN THEIR BRAINS, THE PORK TAPEWORMS.

IT'S GOING TO CRAWL INTO THEIR SINUSES, OUT OF THEIR NOSES, AND OUT OF THEIR EYES.

CONTINUE GETTING THEM DEWORMED, FOR THE PORK TAPEWORMS, ALL OF THEM.

I TRIED TO INFORM THEM THOUGH.

THE MRI'S OF THEIR BRAINS ARE NECESSARY.

THE MEDICATIONS ARE NOT EVEN SAFE, FOR THE PORK TAPEWORMS, WHICH ARE DEFINITELY IN THEIR BRAINS TOO.

AS MEATS THAW, ON COUNTERTOPS, AT ROOM TEMPERATURE, THAT MEANS MORE WORMS, PARASITES, BACTERIA, AND VIRUSES WILL FORM IN THE MEATS.

SO, GET ALL OF THEM ONTO AT LEAST 25 DIFFERENT MEDICATIONS, BEFORE THEIR KIDNEYS FAIL, PERMANENTLY.

DO NOT ALLOW THEM TO ILLEGALLY-ORGAN HARVEST MY KIDNEYS, AND LIVER EITHER.

I THINK THE CYNDI LAUPER MAKEUP STYLE IS TOO MUCH TOO.

NOW, IT'S SAFER TO SWITCH TO HALF-VEGAN JUDAISM, UNTIL THE FOOD POISONING, FROM PORK, SEAFOOD FINALLY ENDS.