TO SECRET SERVICE GOD : THE ETSY BEARD WON'T CUT IT, FOR JESUS' SECURITY DECOYSHIP;)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MT5RtIsITAY

I TOOK THE OATH TO SERVE GOD, WITH ONLY ONE PERSON.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MT5RtIsITAY

IF THAT PERSON DIDN'T MAKE IT THROUGH USN BOOT CAMP, FROM MY "HOMETOWN," OF DC METRO, THEN, I'LL BE THE ONLY ONE LEFT, FROM THERE, FOR THE PERSIAN GULF WAR.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N5qz-n3z4fM

THE RECRUITERS COULD NOT GET MORE VOLUNTEERS FROM DC METRO, SOMEHOW...

ALL LESBIANS HAVE TO WEAR FAKE BEARDS, AND JESUS OUTFITS THEN.

THAT YARN, KNITTED BEARDS ETSY WAS HILARIOUS.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UXxRyNvTPr8

THERE IS STILL JESUS, FROM THEN, AND FROM DC METRO TOO THOUGH.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UXxRyNvTPr8