TO ALL ENLISTED: CREATE BEER GARDENS, AND WATER AMUSEMENT TRIP OUTINGS WITH ALL MILITARY COMMANDS, TO REDUCE DRUNK DRIVING, DROWNING RATES:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/experience/food-and-wine/2018/04/27/americas-outdoor-beer-gardens/546369002/

GATHER EVERYONE INTO SAFE PODS, WITH FOUR DESIGNATED DRIVERS PER EIGHT PEOPLE.