TO ALL ENLISTED: ALWAYS TRY TO ALLOW THE RACIST WHITEYS ENOUGH ROPE TO MISPRONOUNCE CHORE NAMES, AND COMMIT THESE MISTRIAL ERRORS:

http://members.tripod.com/mr_sedivy/usgov_8.html

***SOMETIMES CHU MUST HAVE DAIR RACIST BEHAVIOR, HARASSMENT DOCUMENTED IN ZEE COURT, IN FRONT OF JUDGES, WHO ARE WELL AWARE OF DEEZ STRATEGIES, JUST LIKE IN "A FEW GOOD MEN."***

***CHU KNOWZ DAIR AZZEZ GONNA SHOW UPZ HUNG DAH FUCK OVAH AGAIN, AND AGAIN, OR HAVE TO SEND IN DAIR LEZ SEX SLAVES TO TRY TO NAVIGATE DAH CASE, WITHOUT ENOUGH PREPARATION, WHILST STILL UNDAH DAIR COCAINE ORGIES.***

http://www.lawfirms.com/resources/criminal-defense/criminal-defense-case/criminal-lawyers-defense-st

https://immigrationslaw.com/california-criminal-defense-strategies/

https://www.policeone.com/legal/articles/7322983-5-ways-defense-attorneys-try-to-trip-up-cops-and-how-to-beat-them/